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The Bitchface Manifesto

it's not the end of civilization, but you can see it from there!

Name:
the boss of the sauce
i don't get you.

nobody does. i'm the wind, baby!





when you leave the grocery store, you usually roll the cart out to your car with all the groceries still in it. you empty the cart, putting all the groceries in your car in such a way so that they don't roll around, spill out of the bags, break, or bruise. mature thinking, you know. then you roll the empty cart over to the cart corral across the lot. while you're doing that, you might be tempted to put your feet up on the bars of the cart and scoot along the way.

sooner or later a student of mine will catch me doing that. i bet they'll be really impressed by how much speed i can get on a wobbly old Winn-Dixie cart.




i live here:

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this town is cooler than your town. this town could kick your town's ass.




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